Quite simply the best lap dancing club I have been to in all my travels around UK (in over 20+ years). Excellent value and very friendly girls. Highly recommended. Last visited in 2016.Peter ( a mature punter).

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Love nipping into the Western every now & then when I’m back onshore.The girls make you welcome & chat away easily enough without bugging you for a dance every 2 minutes & you get a Braw pint as well. My favourite lady by miles has to be the gorgeous Erin - Wow !!!! She has to be every man’s dream !!! I will be back in soon for this unique Edinburgh experience - N.S.T

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Five pound entrance normal, payed for me and my friend last Saturday night as soon as we walked in it looked and smelled terrible, no offence to the girls but they weren't what we would expect from an stripe club. Based on what we saw for five minutes i strongly advise anybody to chose a different venue rather than this one.

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Went into the famous Bruke & Hare last night had one drink and one dance bar to flash for my tastes and girl showed no enthusiasm. Now the Western is a dive but that's my kind of place drinks not over priced and some gorgeous friendly girls who will happily sit and chat with you and not pester you for dance but when I did was disappointed Adriana from Panama stunning girl with perfect tits which she rub in my face also a young Glasgow girl said she was 22 but looks younger and soseeet and innocent that was till she toke panties off and she is dirty little vixen also Romanian girl very friendly

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Dirty looks from two of the strippers upon entering, small, stale & uncomfortable venue. Girl that approached me for a dance was middle aged, seriously overweight & plain ugly. The other girls were also middle aged and not what you would call attractive, their attitude also stinks. I've been to some quality strip joints in London and this place is a joke, avoid it go across the road.

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Had an awesome time with some awesome girls. Some were less inclined to make too much body contact, but there was this one girl who was fabulous! I didn't catch her name tho... WOW! Spent a good 100 bucks that night - fully worth it! Wish I could have taken her back to my place for the night!

I'll be there next time I visit for sure!

Dav

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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Hot girls getting naked(in private dance)and a friendly atmosphere. OK so the pub is a bit basic but to me that just adds to the whole experience. Most of the girls take a turn on stage dancing topless and who can complain about that. My current favourite is Sasha who has the sexiest arse ever and knows how to shake it.

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Perfect Place!!! Just been there over the weekend - wish we had this kind of cool place in Germany.

By the way: ERIN I love you!!!

Kisses

Darius

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Great friendly strip bar. Girls are lovely, my favourites just now are the lovely Nikki, the gorgeous Diana, and the ever enthusiastic and beautiful Erin. Great place to chill and spend a quiet afternoon…..

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OMG… The pub itself is quite small but it was there I've found the most pretty and sexy lady I ever seen. She's brazilian, name Hannah. I did spend all my money on her with no regrets!!! Great body, big arse… just perfect!!! I'M IN LOVE

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OK horses for courses. Yes it is cheap but what you get is very cheap. Unlike the above review my visit this weekend unearthed ZERO gems but several ladies nearer my Grans age than mine. High quantity very low quality.

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I like this place. It's small but friendly and some of the girls are quite stunning. I like the fact that you can go there afternoon or early evenings and get a lap dance. The girls will ask you to go for private dances all the time but that's normal for these places & they don't usually hastle you too much if you turn them down politely. During week nights the dances are £5 a song but this goes up to £10 at the weekend. Last time I was there I had 2 very sexy Scots girls perform a 2 girl dance for me - wow.

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Was in Edinburgh for the Hearts game this weekend - 15 mins with a beautiful girl called Rebecca nearly help me forget the result. This is not a plush strip club just a bar but there are gems to be found.

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Just spent £50 on a great night. New Brazilian girl to die for!!!! Got to see to believe what a dance even in that small space maybe especially in that small space. The most beautiful girl I have ever been close to!

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my girl friend always wanted to visit a strip bar and this was great, no hassle, the girls were down to earth and so bloody sexy, and they talked to you!!!.the door man was a gent and the prices were great, what more can you want, cheers, all the best x

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Great place, sexy dancers and no rip off. It's so sexy that my girlfriend, who goes with me, says it has its own erotic smell (she's the blonde with the seethru tops). A Scots girl rubbed her off in the corner on the right last week - 3 big lezzers really enjoyed it!

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